Lately, I've been getting a lot of emails/instant messages repeatedly asking me the same questions. So in order to make things easier for you (and me) I've compiled a list of frequently asked questions (or FAQs for short) and answers to them. Yes, I know some of the questions may seem very obvious but please keep in mind that these are questions I receive frequently
When I try to copy your codes, it doesn't work! Why?
I've disabled the right click function on many of my pages to prevent graphic theft. If you follow the instructions which I provide at the top of every page I offer content on, the codes will copy just fine.
Can I use graphics from your website?
Will you make/find me this (insert graphic description or specific midi here)?
If it's a MIDI file you're requesting, I'd be more than happy to look but I can't make any guarantees because me obtaining the midi you want depends on the availability of it and if I have time to search. As for graphics, I don't make personalized or custom graphics for anyone. No exceptions, sorry.
Can my site be affiliates with your site?
It's a possibility. To submit an application for affiliation go here and fill out the form. Please make sure your site meets all criteria before applying! And please don't send me applications from any email forms other than the affiliation one :)
Will you help me with my website/make things for my website for me?
Maybe. Depends on what you need. If you just have a quick question that I can answer off the top of my head without having to hassle, then sure. But I won't write your code or make any custom graphics for you. I'm sorry but I just don't have the time. If you want to make a good website, you should learn html and web design for yourself instead of relying on others to do it for you or just use some of the premade graphics I provide on this site (even though your website wouldn't be very unique if you only used things that other people made).
Will you make a website for me?
No. I don't have time. Sorry. And please don't whine to me about how mean I am when I say no. In case you aren't aware, making websites requires a lot of time and effort. I hardly have enough time to maintain my own websites, let alone make you, a person I don't even know, a website.
Can I be staff on your website?
No, sorry, I don't accept staff. Just me :)
Will you be staff on my website?
Nope, sorry. Thanks for your offer but I really don't have the time.
What's your Neopets username?
I don't have one.
Will you buy something from my Neopets shop/join my Neopets guild?
No (see question above).
Will you look at my website?
Will you teach me html?
No. Sorry but I don't have time. HTML is sort of complicated and I don't really have time to teach each person that asks. I might come out with some basic tutorials later in the year though. If you want html help, try using an online resource like Lissa Explains. It's specifically designed to teach kids html and I can't explain it better than she does so if you don't understand her tutorials, I'm afraid I can't help you.
Will you make a website with me?
Nope sorry. I'm not really looking into owning or co owning any new websites. Thanks anyway.
Do you need any help with your site? I'm really good at graphics and I can make you some, even if I'm not staff!
Thanks but no. It was nice of you to offer, but I really want the content of my site to be made by me and only me. If you're good at graphics though, I strongly encourage you to open your own graphics site! :)
Do you have a livejournal/xanga/myspace/etc and if so, what's your username there?
I do have accounts with a few sites like those but I don't really want to give my name out to every person who asks. Email or IM me if you want to talk and then perhaps when I know you better, I'll tell you.
Can we be friends?
What graphics programs do you use to make your graphics and website layout?
Adobe Photoshop CS2, Jasc Paint Shop Pro 8 and 9, Macromedia Fireworks, MS Paint, Jasc Animation Shop 3.5, Microsoft Paint.
Do you host?
Yes! Please click here for more information!
Who's your host?
I have a u hosting plan from Dreamhost. If you're thinking of purchasing a domain name and hosting plan, I HIGHLY recommend them. Seriously, none of the other companies hold a candle to how good Dreamhost is.
Are you a bot? (I get this ridiculous question on AIM a lot - it's disturbing really)
No, of course not. Did you derive that notion from the fact that unlike you, I use proper spelling, punctuation, capitalization, and grammar at all times?